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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Madoff Pleads Guilty To Fraud

Bernard Madoff, the money manager accused of running the largest Ponzi scheme in U.S. history, pleaded guilty to charges this morning in a New York court. What do you think?

Asian Man

Timothy Peterson,
Driving Instructor
"I wouldn't be surprised if someone pays to have him revenge-embezzled in the yard."

Old Man

Joel Watson,
Tooling Engineer
"People are really going to be pissed when they find out that Bernard Madoff is just a Brooks Brothers suit stuffed with feathers."

Old Woman

Melody Tripp,
Embalmer
"With a 150-year prison sentence to serve, he's going to be in killer shape."

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