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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Madonna An 'Ambassador For Judaism'

Madonna, meeting with Israeli President Shimon Peres, told him that she was an ambassador for Judaism, despite not being Jewish herself. What do you think?

Old Man

Adam McCaulley,
Marketing Executive
"I hope Jews reject that claim. The economy of La Isla Bonita is still in ruins after her tenure as finance minister in 1987."

Young Man

Jake Palley,
Bouncer
"I guess that explains why her private jet firebombed Lebanon on the way to Israel."

Old Woman

Shira Rosenthal,
Data Secialist
"As the self-appointed ambassador for Madonna, I will speak for her and say that she's lost her mind."

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