The Onion

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Madonna, Warner Bros. Part Ways

Madonna left her longtime music label Warner Bros. for a 10-year, $120 million contract with the world's largest concert promoter, Live Nation. What do you think?

Old Man

Ryan Bledsoe,
Phone Line Maintenance Man
"I'm guessing she was unhappy with Warner because they severely limited her disco-crucifix budget."

Asian Man

Will Southern,
Dog Walker
"At least now she won't be up all night handing out flyers like she had to for last year's Confessions tour."

Old Woman

Linda Braxton,
Union Organizer
"So long as she stays far away in England, she can do whatever she wants."

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