Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Manson, Von Teese Split
Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think?
Kiki Javerbaum,
Gymnastics Coach
"They had a pretty standard marital disagreement: She wanted to have kids, he wanted to take a shit on them."
Calvin Dumas,
Poultry Farmer
"Hear that, ladies? The dating scene just got exponentially more horrifying."
Brian Warner,
Systems Analyst
"I'm proud of her for making it this far. Statistically speaking, marriages to androgynous Satanist wingnuts rarely survive more than six months."
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