The Onion

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Marcel Marceau Dead

Famed French mime Marcel Marceau is dead at 84. What do you think?

Black Man

Kurt Jurgens,
Window Washer
"While the world will miss Marcel Marceau the man, his character 'Bip' will always live on in my nightmares."

Young Woman

Jennifer Van Houten,
Manicurist
"The sorrow I feel can best be expressed with a rousing speech spoken through a bullhorn."

Young Man

Ritch Gerald,
Investment Banker
"[tear falls from eye] [wiping away of the tear] [solemn wave goodbye] [exit via imaginary stairs]"

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