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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Marijuana Growers Linked To California Fire

A cooking fire started by marijuana growers linked to a Mexican cartel is said to be responsible for burning around 90,000 acres of the Los Padres National Forest. What do you think?

Young Woman

Darcy McQueen,
Farmer
"Like you’ve never taken the time out for s’mores during a 240-kilo pot harvest."

Black Man

David Massen,
Systems Analyst
"Every biologist knows that periodic, negligence-related fires are necessary to maintain a healthy forest ecosystem.”

Young Man

Craig Votruba,
Unemployed
"Yeah, but dude, you ever get high and cause a hurricane? It's so awesome."

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