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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Mark Cuban Sued For Insider Trading

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is being sued by the Securities and Exchange Commission for selling his interest in Mamma.com after receiving information that had not yet been made public. What do you think?

Young Woman

Linda Grobe,
Nurse
"First Martha Stewart, now Mark Cuban. It's like the SEC knows exactly who I hate."

Black Man

Bruce Pierre,
Systems Analyst
"As with all of his predicaments, Mark Cuban will find some way to yell at an official for this."

Young Man

Jeff Vlasak,
Data Entry Clerk
"Hey, sometimes you've got to break a few SEC rules to do whatever it is that Mark Cuban does all day."

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