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American Voices

Monday, September 1, 2008

McCain Chooses Palin As VP

Republican presidential candidate John McCain has chosen Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. What do you think?

Old Man

Ivan Prost,
Systems Analyst
"It's kind of sad watching my racist sexist dad, sitting silently in his recliner and slowly shaking his head."

Young Woman

Teresa Burkhalter,
Vegetable Picker
"As a woman, I am flattered by this scattershot pandering gesture."

Young Man

Scott Wise,
Line Cook
"Finally, somebody who can pull in the Alaskan/pro-life/moose-hunting/woman vote."

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