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Friday, October 30, 2009

McDonald's Abandons Iceland

Iceland's three McDonald's locations are closing because of the collapse of the island nation's currency. What do you think?

Young Woman

Jennifer Winston,
Systems Analyst
"I guess we’ll never find out if that crafty Pinchy Puffin ever got his hands on a McRutabaga Shake."

Young Man

Larry Rubin,
Unemployed
"Let this serve as a warning to us all. Iceland has universal health care and now they have no more McDonald’s."

Black Man

Andrew Sanchez,
Facility Examiner
"Someone's going to have to get Björk out of the ball pit."

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