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American Voices

Monday, May 28, 2007

Memorial Day Celebrations

Today is Memorial Day. How will you be celebrating it?

Old Man

Milt Stuckey,
Labor Mediator
"I'm hoping that this year, remembrance of our fallen veterans will beat out Pirates Of The Caribbean among 8-to-15-year-olds, domestically."

Old Woman

Michelle Voden,
Caterer
"I'm not going to cheat on my husband, who's stationed in Afghanistan. Hi, honey! I love you!"

Young Man

Clyde Pellham,
Surgeon
"Oh, I don't know. Probably in the ER, saving lives, rebuilding crushed spines, removing bullets from hearts. Because that's how I spend every day–and emergencies don't observe holidays."

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