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American Voices

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson Dead

Singer Michael Jackson died yesterday at 50. What do you think?

Young Woman

Jenny Wedo,
Systems Analyst
"Why do the really weird celebrities who probably already wish they were dead anyway always have to die so young?"

Black Man

Harold Dray,
Meat Packer
"I bet Janis, Jimi, Jim, Jerry, Kurt, Elvis, and Michael are having a jam session up in heaven right now. A horrible, cacophonous jam session because their styles clash too much.”

Young Man

Paul Wasserstrom,
Pharmacist
"I'm really saddened by this, not as a music fan, but as an amateur theme park aficionado.”

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