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Monday, June 1, 2009

Microsoft Launches New Search Engine

In an attempt to recapture market share lost to Google, Microsoft has announced the launch of a new search engine it calls "Bing." What do you think?

Young Man

Goerge Wade,
Systems Analyst
“Bing? Interesting. I’ll have to Google that when I get home.”

Old Woman

Trina Jordan,
Literary Agent
"Finally a search engine for the Zune age!"

Old Man

Paul Schepartz,
Take-Away Attendant
“Search engines are for lazy computer users who don’t have the fortitude to type random URLs until they find what they're looking for.”

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