The Onion

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Misbehavior Linked To Day Care

A recent study showed that children who attended day care for a year or longer were more likely to be disruptive in grade school. What do you think?

Asian Man

Eugene Liu,
Cardiologist
"This just goes to show you that day-care centers don't do enough to break the spirits of today's children."

Black Man

Edmond Franklin,
County Lineman
"What am I paying $250 a month for? I'm going to start dropping him off at the public library again."

Old Woman

Donna Tortora,
Administrator
"What a relief that it's the day care and not my violent alcoholic rages that's causing my child to misbehave."

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