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American Voices

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Moisturizers Cause Cancer In Mice

Four moisturizers have been found to cause skin cancer in mice. What do you think?

Young Woman

Danielle Molinaro,
Systems Analyst
"If you're trying to sucker me into running a mouse-cancer 5K, I'm not going to do it. I've lost too many damn weekends to those things."

Black Man

LaVon Wilson,
Networking Consultant
"At least it made those tumors 41 percent more radiant."

Young Man

Warren Peller,
Backhoe Operator
"What about eye shadow? Can I still apply eye shadow to my mice?"

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