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American Voices

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

More Peanut Butter Products Recalled

As more cases of peanut-butter-related salmonella pop up, more products are being recalled, including cookies, snack bars, and ice cream. What you think?

Young Woman

Loretta Rinehart,
Materials Manager
"Finally, the day has come when I will no longer be ridiculed for eating a jelly and fish-paste sandwich."

Black Man

Brian Hale,
Armored Car Messenger
"So, am I sick because of the salmonella or because I just ate 5 pounds of Reese's Pieces?"

Asian Man

Gregory Carpenter,
Systems Analyst
"I hope they get this figured out soon so I can return to providing my child with lunch."

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