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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Morning-After Pill To Be Sold To 17-Year-Olds

A federal judge has ruled that the Food and Drug Administration failed to follow its own protocols when reviewing the birth control pill Plan B and must now allow it to be sold to 17-year-olds without a prescription. What do you think?

Asian Man

Clint Paulo,
Reservationist
“As someone who lost his virginity at 25, I’m strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people were already having sex in high school.”

Old Man

Paul Sakich,
MRI Technician
“I thought most pharmacies just had a barrel of the stuff out front.”

Old Woman

Kelly Krutsch,
Payroll Administrator
“It's like I always say, if you're old enough to have sex, you're old enough to ingest 1.5 milligrams of levonorgestrel to prevent ovulation, fertilization, and implantation of a blastocyst.”

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