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American Voices

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Morrissey Stable After Onstage Collapse

Former Smiths singer Morrissey is in stable condition after developing breathing problems and falling to the ground during a performance in Swindon, England. What do you think?

Old Man

James Mick,
Utilities Equipment Repairer
"I'm tempted to say something sour and deprecating about Morrissey, but I'm sure he's already put it into verse."

Young Woman

Jess Pitkin,
Maintenance Planner
"Nothing affirms the dreary sameness of life like surviving a near-death experience just to do the same thing again tomorrow."

Asian Man

Vernon Marine,
Convenience Store Supervisor
"What a coincidence. At that very moment I was listening to 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out,' as I do every moment of every day."

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