Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Morrissey Stable After Onstage Collapse
Former Smiths singer Morrissey is in stable condition after developing breathing problems and falling to the ground during a performance in Swindon, England. What do you think?
James Mick,
Utilities Equipment Repairer
"I'm tempted to say something sour and deprecating about Morrissey, but I'm sure he's already put it into verse."
Jess Pitkin,
Maintenance Planner
"Nothing affirms the dreary sameness of life like surviving a near-death experience just to do the same thing again tomorrow."
Vernon Marine,
Convenience Store Supervisor
"What a coincidence. At that very moment I was listening to 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out,' as I do every moment of every day."
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