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American Voices

Friday, February 6, 2009

Most-Wanted Nazi Believed Dead In Cairo

News reports suggest Aribert Heim, a Nazi war criminal known as Dr. Death, died in Cairo in 1992. What do you think?

Young Woman

Alyssa Thornton,
Systems Analyst
"The infamous Nazi known as Dr. Death actually died in Cairo in 1992? I better go apologize to my neighbor."

Young Man

Dave Blitz,
Kitchen Manager
"It's awfully ironic that a man known as Dr. Death would someday die himself."

Black Man

Stefan Piskor,
Credit Controller
"Boiling skulls, injecting gasoline into hearts—you can see why he'd want to start over in a warm, dry climate."

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