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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Mother Of 18 Pregnant

Forty-two-year-old Michelle Duggar of the TLC show 18 Kids And Counting is expecting a 19th child in March. What do you think?

Asian Man

Dan Perry,
Prison Guard
"This is just a desperate marketing ploy. Shows always add a kid when their ratings slip."

Old Man

Phil Ryan,
Highway Engineer
"I hope they realize that you can only have so many tambourine players in a family act before it just becomes annoying."

Old Woman

Sara Bloom,
Lighting Designer
"Isn't the 4-H supposed to give her a ribbon at this point? Or does she have to make it to 20 for that?"

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