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Monday, June 15, 2009

Mountain Dew's New 'World Of Warcraft' Beverages

Mountain Dew has released World Of Warcraft–branded "game fuel" in Horde Red and Alliance Blue. What do you think?

Young Man

Ray Filardo,
Systems Analyst
"I hope they extend this to other games, like bridge, and have a north, south, east, and west version.”

Old Woman

Paula Weston,
Java Security Consultant
"Look at all these idiots here who think I'm part of the Horde just because I bought a red soda. Fools! I can't believe it worked.”

Old Man

Doug Hynes,
Forklift Operator
"Mountain Dew should stop kissing flabby loser ass and get back to its proud hillbilly shitkicker roots.”

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