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American Voices

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Muzak Files For Bankruptcy

With a debt load between $100 million and $500 million, Muzak Holdings LLC, the company whose name is synonymous with elevator and on-hold music, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. What do you think?

Old Man

Darrell Malaga,
Graffiti Removal
"But they had such great hits like 'Boring Saxophone' and 'Sleepy Piano.'"

Young Woman

Laura Shannon,
Radio Dispatcher
"How could they fail? I've been tossing my spare change on the elevator floor for the past 20 years!"

Asian Man

Kyle Sandoval,
Tow Truck Driver
"Some people might see this as a bad thing, but I think we're about to enter a new golden age of humming."

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