Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Naked Chocolate Jesus Nixed
A Manhattan art gallery scrapped its plans to exhibit a naked chocolate Jesus in the week preceding Easter, causing the gallery's artistic director to resign. What do you think?
Linda Steckler,
Animal Handler
"If I had that sculpture, I would trade it in a heartbeat for thirty chocolate coins."
Denny Johnson,
Attorney
"At least the museum administrators can make good on the stipulation in his contract that guarantees him a Jesus made of chocolate if he ever resigns."
Marcus Gimino,
Loan Officer
"If not for Easter, then when? Christmas hardly seems appropriate."
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