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Friday, April 10, 2009

Nation's Power Grid Hacked

According to The Wall Street Journal, the U.S. electrical grid has been compromised by Russian and Chinese cyber-spies, putting the country's infrastructure at risk. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sharon Brown,
Systems Analyst
"These spies must know someone on the inside who revealed America's secret: Everyone here is afraid of the dark."

Young Man

David Faulkner,
Cultivation Manager
“I should have known the filthy Ruskies were behind my electricity getting shut off.”

Black Man

Joel Comegys,
Railroad Crane Operator
"This always confuses me. Does it mean batteries will still work, or no?"

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