The Onion

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

NBC Universal To Buy Oxygen

NBC Universal has agreed to pay $925 million for Oxygen, the media company designed to attract women. What do you think?

Young Man

Terry Altman,
Fireman
"Of course, that's only 70 percent of what they would pay for a male-oriented network."

Young Woman

Liz Kobler,
Hat Salesperson
"Wow, Oprah's going to have a really, really big boat now."

Asian Man

Dave Cooley,
Drawbridge Operator
"If this means the badass coach on Friday Night Lights is somehow replaced by a woman, I am going to be really pissed."

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