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Friday, November 28, 2008

New Genetic Links To Baldness Found

A new report in the journal Nature Genetics points to genetic markers for baldness that could be screened for. What do you think?

Young Woman

Katie Burns,
Systems Analyst
"One day, perhaps in the near future, we'll be able to tell just by DNA testing who is bald."

Young Man

Chuck Dannan,
Public Relations
"These doctors are always one step ahead. Like when I think of curing cancer, they've already moved on to male pattern baldness."

Black Man

Peter Doan,
Unemployed
"Too bad they didn't discover this before my dad died. That could have significantly reduced the snickering heard as friends and relatives passed the open casket."

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