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American Voices

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

New Home Sales Up 11%

Sales of new homes jumped 11 percent to their highest point this year. What do you think?

Young Woman

Kirsten Savoie,
Notary Public
“If this recession has taught us anything, it’s that buying your own home is the first step toward global financial collapse.”

Black Man

Rick Sontag,
Systems Analyst
"Why are people buying houses? Don't they know they can just crash on their brother's couch?"

Young Man

Homer Wasserstrom,
Wall Crane Operator
“Eleven percent?! Where can I go buy some houses?"

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