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Thursday, October 1, 2009

New Mariah Carey CD Has Ads

The 34-page booklet for Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel, the new CD from Island Def Jam recording artist Mariah Carey, includes advertisements for such products as Elizabeth Arden cosmetics. What do you think?

Asian Man

Frank Paterson,
Building Inspector
"Oh, well, that's not so bad. Or does it have songs, too?"

Old Man

Tom Weiss,
Unemployed
"I like being marketed to. It's like someone out there still thinks I'm employable."

Old Woman

Adrienne Hysen,
Bus Driver
"I am always happy to hear about potentially lucrative new revenue streams for Mariah Carey."

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