The Onion

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

New Mexico Bans Cockfighting

New Mexico banned cockfighting last week, making Louisiana the only state where it remains legal. What do you think?

Asian Man

Daniel Rosen,
Donut Maker
"Isn't it better that those crazy roosters fight each other rather than us?"

Young Woman

Anne Malloy,
Historian
"But if a fight should break out naturally, who's to judge the human urge to make it interesting?"

Old Man

Frank Benedict,
Back Hoe Operator
"Damn. That was the only sport left where I could stand around a pit screaming and clutching a sweaty wad of money in my hand."

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