The Onion

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

New Trojan Horse Strikes Mac

A rare new Trojan horse that targets Mac users and takes over their computers has been found on pornographic websites. What do you think?

Young Man

Rick Donnelly,
Ground Crew
"Though I know this Mac virus is undesirable, its rarity gives me an unquenchable thirst to possess it."

Young Woman

Bettie Farnsworth,
Stocker
"Before I answer I'd first like to know what the current societal views are regarding online pornography."

Black Man

Dan Benincasa,
Systems Analyst
"Wait a minute. You can access porn on something that isn't a wall calendar? When did that happen?"

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