The Onion

Friday, March 14, 2008

New York Governor Resigns

After confessing to being involved in a prostitution ring, New York governor Eliot Spitzer resigned Wednesday. What do you think?

Young Woman

Amy Schilling,
Art Therapist
"How embarrassing. I hope the media doesn't make too big a deal out of this story of big money, unbridled power, and hot sex."

Young Man

Trey Shoemate,
Plumber's Assistant
"I can't blame Spitzer, really. Have you ever been to Albany? Not a lot to do up there except govern."

Black Man

Paul Mallen,
Systems Analyst
"My daughter lives in New York! I hope to God she wasn't involved—was she one of the prostitutes? Is my daughter a prostitute? Has anyone in New York seen Laura Mallen?"

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