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American Voices

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Newt Won't Run

Stating that the current campaign finance laws preclude a "middle-class candidate" from running for president, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich announced that he would not run in 2008. What do you think?

Young Man

Keith Solomon,
Farm Hand
"Did he already blow all his royalties from the contract with America?"

Young Woman

Amy Carr,
Music Librarian
"These campaign laws must change. They fail to provide political dinosaurs with believable excuses for dropping their candidacy."

Asian Man

Andrew Greer,
Personal Assistant
"There goes Newt again! Looking out for the common man."

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