The Onion

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

No Baghdad Wall

The Iraqi prime minister has ordered the U.S. military to stop construction of a wall separating Shia and Sunni neighborhoods in Baghdad. What do you think?

Old Man

Justin Morris,
Choreographer
"Can't they build it and then
tear it down as a tangible metaphor?"

Young Woman

Justine Schimer,
Lab Technician
"A wall can't solve Iraq's security problems. Only diplomacy or the complete annihilation of one of the sects can."

Asian Man

Vincent Gorey-Obs,
Floor Manager
"Honestly, there's just no pleasing these people."

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