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American Voices

Thursday, October 22, 2009

No Rise In Social Security

For the first time since 1975, there will not be a cost-of-living increase for Social Security payments. What do you think?

Old Woman

Alexandra Izzo,
Gambreler
"It looks like another year without new tennis balls for the bottom of grandma's walker."

Old Man

Victor Mariscal,
Viner Mechanic
"It'll certainly make my grandmother's choice between buying medicine or heating oil easier if she can't afford either."

Asian Man

Mike Lagattuta,
Honey Extractor
"Hopefully, the unemployed and elderly will learn from this and next year will go back to giving the stellar performances we expect from them."

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