The Onion

Monday, January 29, 2007

Noriega Faces Murder Charges

Former Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega is to be returned to Panama to face murder charges when he is released from a U.S. prison in September. What do you think?

Old Man

Jake Troyer,
Fish Cleaner
"Poor guy. All his U.S. prison tattoos are going to be useless down in Panama."

Old Woman

Laura Knackert,
Gunsmith
"With Noriega and Ortega back in the news again, all signs point to a strong Van Halen comeback."

Young Man

Carlos Petrie,
Systems Analyst
"I'm not too clear on this: Was he the one we were selling drugs to, or the one we were buying drugs from?"

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