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American Voices

Friday, October 5, 2007

North Korea Dismantling Nuclear Program

North Korea will disable all nuclear projects and dismantle its Yongblon nuclear reactor with in exchange for U.S. aid. What do you think?

Young Woman

Collette Premmington,
Systems Analyst
"I'm so pleased that North Korea has shifted from pretending to have nuclear weapons to pretending to get rid of them."

Old Man

Andrew Gabbler,
Tobacconist
"Oh, that guy again. Hasn't anyone sent him a popcorn tower yet?"

Black Man

Dane Yurman,
Tour Manager
"If this is some kind of reverse psychology, it's working. Give them the bomb!"

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