The Onion

Monday, August 20, 2007

Norwegian Princess Talks To Angels

Norway's Princess Martha Louise claims to have psychic powers and can teach people to communicate with angels. What do you think?

Young Man

Jonas Goodman,
Systems Analyst
"All things considered, she's still not as embarrassing as Fergie."

Old Woman

Pam Kressler,
Career Counselor
"Of course she has psychic powers and communicates with angels. She's a PRINCESS!"

Old Man

John Schiff,
Firefighter
"As is the case with all Norwegians, this particular Norwegian is full of shit."

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