Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette
Columnist Robert Novak struck a pedestrian while driving a black Corvette on Washington D.C.'s K Street, and had to be chased down by a bicyclist before he stopped. What do you think?
Nelly Petrachonis,
Systems Analyst
"Why is this news? I assume he does this every week."
Eric Steuff,
Pilot
"That pedestrian had better pray he didn't dent Novak's Corvette or else expect retaliation in an upcoming article."
Evan Campo,
Camp Counselor
"Who was the pedestrian? Or will we have to wait for Robert Novak to publicly reveal his identity?"
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