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American Voices

Friday, June 5, 2009

OAS Welcomes Cuba Back

The 35 member nations of the Organization of American States rescinded its 47-year suspension of Cuba from the group. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lisa Bankes,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, no! Cuba might now wield its horrible power to influence interregional banana tariffs."

Young Man

Louis Mason,
Cabana Attendant
"Now Cuba can enjoy all the benefits of membership, like agreeing with and doing whatever the U.S. tells it to do."

Black Man

Terry Strait,
Flanking Machine Operator
"So that's why Fidel Castro was wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses while saying 'Cuba's back, Jack.'"

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