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Monday, February 2, 2009

Obama Decries Wall Street Bonuses

Last week, Barack Obama called Wall Street executives who awarded themselves $18.4 billion at the end of 2008 as "shameful." What do you think?

Young Man

Jerrod Kissin,
Systems Analyst
"He was being presidential but I would have been fine with him calling them fucking assholes."

Old Woman

Gina Ahlquist,
Production Planner
"Damn right it's shameful! These guys should hire some people to hang their heads in an act of contrition."

Old Man

Jeffrey Brooks,
CEO
"Unfortunately, as a corporate executive, I don't possess the emotional faculties required to empathize with other humans or to register this feeling you know as 'shame.'"

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