Obama Picks Biden As VP
Barack Obama announced via an early-morning text message that Senator Joe Biden will be his running mate. What do you think?
Mark Crook,
Systems Analyst
"Really? Biden is the ultimate Washington insider. Obama should've picked somebody who knows absolutely nothing about politics."
Kari Brecht,
Theologist
"That's some smart thinking. Biden should poll very well with mainstream blacks who are articulate."
Bob Postol,
Environmental Consultant
"Cool! Biden is from where my credit card's from."
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