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American Voices

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota

The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What do you think?

Old Man

Zach Avgerinou,
Carpenter
"I bet this is going to cause a lot of tension in the campaign. Those guys are always going on about the 'North Dakota way of doing things.'"

Young Woman

Katie Morgan,
Investment Advisor
"Once they gather up all the nuclear warheads, what’s really keeping them tied to that state, anyway?"

Asian Man

Noah Little,
Campaign Worker
"Please say we can leave Nevada, too. It's so hot here."

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