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Monday, January 19, 2009

Obama To Close Guantanamo

President-elect Barack Obama is planning to issue an executive order to close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay on his first day in office. What do you think?

Young Man

Chris Holcomb,
Systems Analyst
"I thought he would spend his first day in the White House running around the place like John Goodman in King Ralph."

Old Woman

Pam Cannuccairi,
Budget Assistant
"Is that really what he should be worrying about on his first day in a new house? Shouldn't he be looking over carpet swatches, or something?"

Old Man

Wesley Illades,
Operations Shift Supervisor
"This move appears to be a dramatic break that contradicts and even invalidates much of the previous administration’s foreign policy agenda."

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