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American Voices

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Obscenity Trial Halted Over Judge's Website

A Los Angeles pornography trial was suspended when it came to light that the judge had bestiality-tinged photos on his personal website. What do you think?

Young Woman

Katla Braidwood,
Financial Adviser
"Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."

Black Man

Martin Heglund,
Pool Cleaner
"Why do I always get stuck doing jury duty for the boring municipal traffic-ticket trials?"

Young Man

Jon Harwood,
Systems Analyst
"That's nothing. Have you ever seen the stuff on Justice Scalia's website?"

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