Friday, January 30, 2009
Octuplets Doing Well
The second set of octuplets born in the United States is doing well, with all reportedly breathing on their own. What do you think?
Gina Lobell,
Systems Analyst
"Uh oh. Eight Aquariuses living under the same roof for the next 18 years—yikes."
Brent Kubesch,
Demand Planner
"So does that mean that one is gay, three are below the poverty line, three have a bachelor's or associate's degree, and two are divorced?"
Michael Carpenter,
Manager of Assembly Operations
"Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious!"
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11.20.09
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After more than 56 years in office, 92-year-old Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) has become the longest-serving member of Congress. What do you...
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11.19.09
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The Obama administration will propose that safety regulations for subways and commuter trains be put under the jurisdiction of the federal...
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11.18.09
| Issue 45•47
Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises of...
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11.17.09
| Issue 45•52
The Federal Reserve is prohibiting banks from collecting overdraft fees on purchases paid with a debit card unless customers opt in to programs that...
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11.16.09
| Issue 45•47
After airing five episodes, ABC has canceled the Kelsey Grammer disgraced-CEO-returns-to-small-hometown sitcom Hank. What do you...
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11.13.09
| Issue 45•46
The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?