Octuplets Doing Well
The second set of octuplets born in the United States is doing well, with all reportedly breathing on their own. What do you think?
Gina Lobell,
Systems Analyst
"Uh oh. Eight Aquariuses living under the same roof for the next 18 years—yikes."
Brent Kubesch,
Demand Planner
"So does that mean that one is gay, three are below the poverty line, three have a bachelor's or associate's degree, and two are divorced?"
Michael Carpenter,
Manager of Assembly Operations
"Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious!"
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