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American Voices

Friday, February 20, 2009

Octuplet's Domicile Threatened By Foreclosure

The home of Angela Suleman, mother to Nadya Suleman and grandmother to her 14 children, went into default earlier this month. What do you think?

Young Woman

Pricilla Schaefer,
Systems Analyst
"It's okay. They can just live in her daughter's huge vagina."

Young Man

Mario De La Rosa,
Attorney At Law
"I guess buying enough mints to have on hand for 14 grandkids could conceivably put you in the poorhouse."

Black Man

Greg Rubin,
Produce Manager
"With those greedy bankers ready to step in and seize their beloved grandmother's home, the only option left is a baby bikini car wash."

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