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At the AV Club: Stephin Merritt

American Voices

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

'Old Dogs' Opens Today

Old Dogs, starring John Travolta and Robin Williams, opens today. What do you think?

Young Woman

Jane Partridge,
Mounting Inspector
"They probably butchered the novel."

Black Man

Eric Moulding,
Wood Buffer
"You left out the most important detail. Are there bloopers over the credits or not?"

Young Man

Darrin Gregory,
Systems Analyst
"I can't wait! Me and my fishing buddies have opening-night tickets! I dropped my teenage daughters off at their mother's, turned off the BlackBerry, and just took a Flomax, so I should be able to make it through the whole movie."

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