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American Voices

Monday, July 20, 2009

One In 3 Ticks Carry Lyme Disease

A survey of deer ticks in Minnesota revealed that about a third of them carried Lyme disease. What do you think?

Black Man

Matt Bennett,
Manager
"A more rapid industrialization of the Minnesota area would cut down on the woodland habitat the ticks need to survive."

Old Woman

Carol Bell,
Laborer
"Coagulated fish parts ought to cure the ailments of your body and soul."

Young Man

Gordon Hall,
Wise Secretary
"How shameful. Ticks in China do not carry disease. Instead, they bring wealth and good fortune to all who are lucky enough to be chosen as hosts.”

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