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American Voices

Thursday, November 13, 2008

One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy

A new study shows that almost 25 percent of mammal species are in danger of going extinct. What do you think?

Asian Man

Steven Frank,
Shoe Repairer
"Good riddance. Giving birth to live young is just so disgusting."

Old Man

Ryan Krutsch,
Roofer
"If the worst happens, you can always get some day laborers to fill their ecological niche."

Old Woman

Lora Mierendorf,
Weights and Measures Inspector
"Don't worry. I've been raising some dogs and cats in captivity, just in case."

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