Orlando Air Traffic Controllers Lack Experience

Thursday, April 9, 2009

According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, 47 percent of air traffic controllers at Orlando International Airport are in training for certification. What do you think?

Jeremy McManaway,
Splitter Operator
“As a trained pilot, I can tell you it doesn’t matter: I just do whatever I want anyway.”

Greg Harberg,
Kosher Inspector
“That would explain all the wreckage I saw up on Splash Mountain.”

Vicki Milam,
Morgue Attendant
"I'll pass that information on to my kids. I can save a lot of money if they're in a state of paralyzed terror the first day at Disney World."

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