The Onion

Monday, January 8, 2007

Overeating Like Drug Addiction

A recent study, published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences stated that overeating is like drug addiction. What do you think?

Old Man

James McKellan,
Loan Officer
"The biggest challenge for me has been dropping my eating buddies and acquiring a new group of friends who don't eat."

Old Woman

Jane Cooper,
Systems Analyst
"So that's why I pawned my mom's jewelry for a can of nacho cheese sauce."

Black Man

Julio Marquez,
Bail Bondsman
"I'm in step eight of recovery. I am apologizing to every person I stole an onion ring from for the last ten years."

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